Yotta

yottawhat.bsky.social

22 October 2026 00:17

I've made a terrible mistake cutting all my favorite shirts into crop tops.

annie twotits

all-o-gistics.bsky.social

21 October 2026 18:39

*feeding my wife orange slices while she does the dishes* Me: "God this is such a good dead wife moment. Like if this was shot on an old camcorder." My wife: *looks at me with the biggest, wettest, saddest eyes* Me: "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Wife alive. Wife alive and happy. Don't cry."

audrey

whataretheauds.bsky.social

21 October 2026 16:56

get in loser, we’re walking through the valley of the shadow of death

Fee? Ahh!

fiadhtvoluntastua.bsky.social

21 October 2026 04:21

Dublin, as she is loved.