you can't have a serious conversation with Tesla devotees about the safety of cold gas thrusters because they always say shit like "haha you think it's safe to let foreigners who can't speak English drive 18 wheelers"

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Parents still read their kids books at bedtime, right? To this day, someone performing the sacred act of reading aloud and turning pages puts me in a straight up trance

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Every dude busting out an acoustic guitar at the party (pre-disemboweling):

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When someone makes me feel like I don’t matter, I do them a favor and take myself out of their life

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I had a reduction then they grew back better and bouncier. So what I’m saying is this rack is the second coming. Can I get a Hallelujah

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