“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

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When JFK ran, they said the country would never elect a Catholic president. When Obama ran, they said the country would never elect a Black president. Michiganders care a lot less about how I pray than what I pray for: peace, dignity, basic goodness for all of our kids.

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me: pendants annoy me him: why? me: they think they know everything him: I think you mean “pedants” me: *under breath* fucking pendant

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In England Where’s Waldo is called Where’s Wally and that doesn’t make any sense why would you be looking for a guy named Wally

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President Trump is a true reflection of our country. His approval rating is 32%. 32% of Americans are dumb fucks.

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