Sorry your boyfriend thinks “erogenous zone” has to do with municipal land use restrictions.

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I let the wife's basil plant die and now every time we buy it she stares at me and I can hear the shower music from Psycho playing

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Ubisoft cracked a whole new IP with Immortals: Fenix Rising, knocked out of the park on first swing, had it sell enough to greenlight a sequel and then went nah and pulled the plug so they could focus on recreating all the shittiest parts of Assassin's Creed games from 20 yrs ago that got panned

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but anyway, if you want some light low stakes full on fun, you should play Fenix, it's like fast food Zelda with some truly good dialogue and writing.

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I look way too good to be stuck at work all day

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