brandonhayes.bsky.social
Researching infectious disease emergence dynamics, somewhere between epi stats and math @INRAE-ENVT || Enthusiast of record shops, bookstores, and cafes, especially if there's a cat || Team oxford comma, even more team em-dash.
👤 Joined on 04 July 2023
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@brandonhayes.bsky.socialmy overall argument in this thread is "the Narrator of Fight Club, Neo from the Matrix, and the Office Space guys all had great deals at the beginning of the story and you're all going to regret proletarianizing yourselves so goddamn much"
Show Postswear to god the "aircon is bad, actually" Bluesky scolds are the most annoying Bluesky scolds
Show PostI knew I was lucky to get an NSF grant late last year but I'm beginning to realize just how lucky I was
Show PostThe combination of Final Fantasy fans and Disney Adults has created the worst-smelling fanbase of any single-player franchise in gaming.
Show PostThe thing I’m most excited about wrt to StarFox is getting to kill those soulless mockeries of humanity, the hideous and reviled apes. Few games allow primate murder at a scale large enough to slake my bloodthirst, but Nintendo understands no death count can be high enough when it comes to the ape
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