A quick thread about Noob Heavy. The short version: very sorry to say that the site is currently offline and I expect it will likely stay that way. The long version: I started writing for the site back in 2021, when Melinda brought me on. She had started it in 2019 or ‘20. (1/?)

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I've put about 120 hours of dedicated practice into being ready to play live again and if I make a single faint mistake on Saturday I will fucking be-- --kind to myself, and proud that I got back up in front of a crowd of fans who are just happy I'm back and want to sing our songs they love with us

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I heard it looks like Dave Allen’s finger

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Maybe the subject of his mangled botched penis has finally been addressed directly (I hear when he pisses it's like a sprinkler and he has special wet room toilets installed everywhere).

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The only song I genuinely like is Rapid Fire

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