"turning into a big ol Scolipede, butt first :3" sphientxag.straw.page

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repeatedly prestiging kindergarten just so that I can ruthlessly stunt on my classmates with all of my sick cosmetic unlocks

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Firm, but gentle Daddy who doesn’t let you watch any movies not rated G.

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Friendship is when you get a straightjacket that tapes your friend and you together, making your diapers touch in embarassing ways while robot pants make sure to tease them and put wands in between, and of course, can't forget the part where the robot hands start inserting cakes and pies into them

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"unfortunately, we can't let you leave while wearing our property. accomidations in our nursery suite will be provided until the 99:99:99.999 timelock period has elapsed."

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