One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

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“This must be the politician’s table, I wonder who else is here. I think I saw Peter Mandelson on the list- oh wait sorry that was another list” — Jack Whitehall during the #BRITs

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“I just want to say, Free Palestine, Fuck ICE, go Geese!” — Geese’s Max Bassin during the group’s International Group of the Year acceptance speech at the #BRITs

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I bloody love Simon Marks. He's one of the few journalists that don't make me feel like I am losing my mind. More of Simon Marks @lbc.co.uk @mrjamesob.bsky.social

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Just seen Grok putting the body of the victim of the ICE shooting in Minneapolis into a bikini. Digital corpse desecration now available to the public.

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