dasringardise.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 14 March 2025
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@dasringardise.bsky.socialNot sure if this one merits a graphic content warning, but it's just some blood!
Show PostDay 14 -- Cobweb Experienced travelers in the deep woods know to follow two rules when navigating the domains of direwolf spiders: never disturb the cobwebs, and always remember to look up.
Show PostDay 15 -- Gourd The improbable yawning gourd, useless to all except the birds of the Fallows, was so ubiquitous every autumn despite its lack of seed-bearing fruit that it was theorized to be itself a seasonal fae.
Show PostDay 16 -- Scythe Stealing from giants so close to harvest time is such a monumentally stupid thing to do, it may as well be a mandatory initiation ritual.
Show PostYou'd think it be easy to make a portmanteau of pussy and prostate but no
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