pissing straight into the air vents and giving a thumbs up to the flock cameras

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It’s just an amazing hack that somehow no one discovered til about 10 years ago: once you reach a certain degree of prominence, the media will dutifully report whatever you say as newsworthy but don’t seem to think the degree of truth or accuracy of what you’ve said to be similarly newsworthy

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if you're a Late Night Demon like me, you'll get the first look at my newly updated fantasy rankings shortly!

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[me telling my story how the Pirates came back from 6-0 down in the 8th to send to extras] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the ginkel] was the ginkel there?

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cap anson reading this: they made me ETHNIC???

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