They had literally no idea that I played bass with D:Ream for 5 minutes AND wrote a book about Christmas, otherwise they would have shown deferential respect

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Hard to keep your dignity when a bunch of permatanned shitfaced 20 something men and women are ripping the piss out of you on the slow train to Chelmsford. Tried to maintain an air of weary amusement but it was pretty gruelling. My socks came in for particular abuse

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Well I called it. The Katie Zacharia supernova has exploded. With energy and excitement. All over Donald Trump. Get the intergalactic take on an international katiestrophe that makes Liz Truss look like a stayer. countbinface.substack.com/p/kt-stuns-a...

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A quick trip to the allotment to water and settle gnomes 🌱🇬🇧

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Only 19 Days until THIS:

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