The person who came up with that has already done enough for humanity and should be awarded a state pension.

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"Your head is just a cupboard for your teeth" -- never heard it before, but am glad that I have now. Thanks, Ms Kennedy.

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I'm happy to pay a licence fee surcharge to keep this case going for as long as is humanly possible

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I realise I've picked a fight with 'over 30s Londoner' on a website which consists solely over over 30s Londoners

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"There is a big fishing fleet here in Portsmouth," Nigel Farage tells a Reform rally in Plymouth, which actually boos in response.

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