TFW when you want a snack and choose an orange over chocolate because it's the healthier and more sensible choice and also there is no chocolate in the house

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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoH...

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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Fired FBI Agent Glumly Suction-Cup-Walks Down Side Of Building

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It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.

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