Sorry. I don't have the time. Enjoy my posts.

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Can’t go out tonight. Nil by mouth after midnight because I’m having an operation tomorrow. Getting a fartectomy.

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There should be special tables for ordering fajitas. Everyone's got a plate and a glass or two and there's chips and then HERE COMES THE FAJITA ORDER like a clown car of food. Here's this thing and that thing and look out this is hot and so is this and oh this is yours. Scuse me a little? One more t

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I appreciate your honesty, Doctor. But It's extremely inappropriate to have me come in for an update so that you can profess your love for me. And that is a diagnosis of your condition- not mine. I don't even think having a bad case of loving someone is a thing.

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