Gay Sex is the most beautiful thing in the cosmos. 💫🩵⚡️

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when broski down broski down LFG 🤙

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“Bear up, my son, bear up! Zeus, who oversees and directs all things, is still mighty in heaven!” — Sophocles ⚡️

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big bro: “Duuude, you got assigned *Coach Cυmmings* for your trip roomie?? 😖 Bro, that suuucks!!” dad: “Cu—? That new Assistant Coach…? Wh—” me: “Agh, yeahh. Saw that on the board… I mean, I dunno. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Could be worse, right?” … [18 hours later]:

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I get stupid excited all the time about how fuckin’ happy it makes my lil’ nephew, Max, to just climb up on my lap and bounce on my cock. ❤️‍🔥 It’s just become like one of our regular greetings when we get to spend time together. 🥰

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