All I want to do is yell about You Can See Everything and almost no one else I know has seen it yet GOD DAMN IT

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I was working at the theater when the film version of cormac mccarthy's the road came out, and not once but twice did I have to kick people out for fucking in the theater. while watching THE ROAD. the movie about a father and son trying to survive a cannibal apocalypse. two DIFFERENT couples.

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and I this sounds fake so I can set up the punchline "they must have figured 'no one will be watching us, why don't we do it in the road,'" and believe me I've been making that incredible joke for years, but it's also TRUE

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a couple of very sweet straight boys just came up to me at the bar and said "are you michelle? c-can you tell us how to be good at pinball?"

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now I'm just a vibesy country lawyer. I may not be familiar with your big city ways, but I like to think the ladies and gentlemen of this fine jury can appreciate my tenderpunk cozy hopecore aesthetic

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