Mike Drucker

mikedrucker.bsky.social

30 July 2026 16:09

AI is constantly trying to auto-fill my email responses to be like, “Thank you for the response! Let’s schedule a meeting. I look forward to our discussion,” when I need the email to say, “Shit, I’m sorry I just saw this! I need to die! I get it if you want me dead. I hope there’s no funeral for me”

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)

iwriteok.bsky.social

29 July 2026 00:21

The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.

Paul F. Tompkins

pftompkins.bsky.social

25 July 2026 12:47

[SNL host voice] Ladies and gentlemen, once again: I slept like shit

Patrick Cotnoir

patrickcotnoir.bsky.social

13 July 2026 02:28

A dyad in the force.

itsbex82.bsky.social

04 July 2026 06:13

If I learned one thing from Fast X, it’s that Dominic Toretto is a physics genius. #fastandfuriousten