I yearn for the days when the differences between liberals and leftists mattered.

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i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”

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[watching a pro athlete drop a pass] me: *eating spaghettios for dinner* “what a loser”

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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

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