macarony.bsky.social
NJ✈️LA. Cool dog uncle. I’ve written some stuff you've never read & my totally real GF lives in Canada. RTs are endorsements of people funnier than I am🇵🇷🇮🇹
👤 Joined on 12 November 2024
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@macarony.bsky.socialnobody needs to call Oregon-Oregon State the Civil War anymore when we can call it the Keytar Bowl
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