derek 🔒

brainedimage.bsky.social

15 March 2026 16:27

a polyamorous couple noticed me from across the bar and began to fantasize about bedding me. thankfully they did not approach me. i went to my grave without ever learning of their existence

amanda

marisatomay.bsky.social

04 January 2026 00:13

Had a bagel this morning

Zeph_1000

zeph-1000.bsky.social

04 January 2026 00:13

Dinner (minus the chips and lemonade)

thelindsayb.bsky.social

21 November 2025 23:20

cool thing about AI is now all the dumb shit i enjoy became a moral stance overnight. write a bad essay? look at cat? eat egg? hear song? good because not computer

Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth!

panic.gay

11 November 2025 01:01

Successfully in the skies over Lake Michigan. Hoping I'll be home by tonight.