Justin on eurostar

eurostarjustin.bsky.social

15 August 2026 07:56

Tonight on the last train of the day from Paris to London: As we exited the Channel Tunnel, one sound could be heard coming from phones throughout the train. There were over 700 people on board. 😳🔥🚨

Simply Railway

simplyrailways.bsky.social

15 August 2026 07:55

Arrival right on time in Toulouse Matabiau this morning… included with your first class ticket you can access the lounge specially dedicated to night trains passengers (!) ☕️ and proper 🚿 this is a very nice service 🫶 Congrats SNCF, this is what passengers deserves. I wish to see extended.

Terence Eden

edent.tel

15 August 2026 07:54

I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques. But yesterday I watched a man at our hotel breakfast set fire to a toaster by trying to toast a croissant - despite multiple signs telling him not to. Today he tried again. So, you know, calibrate for the average person.

Private Eye Magazine

privateeyenews.bsky.social

09 August 2026 22:08

Letters to the editor: Water shortage from Sir Herbert Gussett From the Private Eye archive. Issue 381, July 1976.

fesshole 🧻

fesshole.bsky.social

23 June 2026 08:46

Husband's an arborist. Helped him on a job. My job was to turn the chipper on and off. It vibrated a lot and if I put my crotch against it I'd eventually have an orgasm. Had 7. End of day was exhausted. Husband said "now you know how hard my job is". Couldn't say why though.