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16 February 2026 16:59

Fish fingers, chips & beans four nights in a row. No regrets.

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16 February 2026 16:59

Every now and then without talking about it, me and my husband get our tabby cat and pretend we are cat show judges. We talk about her stature and get her to stand with her head and tail out, like judges do at cat shows. Then, as if normal, we carry on with our day.

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16 February 2026 16:59

The guy who sits behind me in work has the worst voice, an unnecessary affected voice from watching too much American reality pish and he elongates the end of each sentence. I think I'm going to crack and say something, no doubt getting me in bother with HR.

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16 February 2026 16:59

My wife was delighted when I performed a midweek bed clothes change. Couldn't tell her it was because I'd sat down after a shower and left a skid mark on the sheets.

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fesshole.bsky.social

16 February 2026 16:59

As kids in the 80s, we were dragged to various work do's of our dad. Kids were put on one table. A clown did annoying tricks at each table. We poked cocktail sticks upright on the spare chair. When he sat on it the adults thought his reaction was part of his act.