I was just at the grocery store and overheard a mother and daughter discussing what to have for dinner and the little girl said "I don't care as long as it has noodles" and I was like yes girl yes that is correct

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Kamala Harris delivers a speech about the current state of the U.S. at the ‘Leading Women Defined’ summit: “There were many things we knew would happen… I’m not here to say I told you so.”

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Trump voters feeling bitter ‘Cause the market’s in the shitter. See? I’m a poet and don’t know it. Although my feet show it. They’re *longfellows.* Just trying to keep folks amused while their 401Ks go down the drain. Trump is like honeybadger: He don’t give a shit.

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To me, the penguins are a black-and-white issue.

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