riley

ricoff.bsky.social

13 May 2025 23:06

People who drive recklessly: I hope they are killed People who drive too cautiously: I want to kill them

riley

ricoff.bsky.social

13 May 2025 23:06

The rest of the world is just going about their business while everyone in America is like “I want the orbs and drones to go to war and blow up a city so I can feel alive again”

riley

ricoff.bsky.social

13 May 2025 23:04

me: wow I met a new person and it’s going really well my brain: cool 🙂 what if I lowered your confidence to levels never before seen by man

riley

ricoff.bsky.social

13 May 2025 23:04

People complaining about Ted Lasso season 4… bitch, don’t watch it !!

riley

ricoff.bsky.social

13 May 2025 23:04

*snapping my fingers at the series finale of Righteous Gemstones* aha that’s the guy that says “tight butthole”