big party at my house for introverts tonight bring your own noise cancelling headphones and kindles

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I served Bill Nye the science guy hot chocolate when he would come into the movie theater. I’d hand him the hot coco and he would hold it up and instead of saying “cheers” he’d say “yay science”

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I was in line for a food truck at 2am downtown LA standing with Bono. An AD came up and told Bono he could go straight up to the window. In his yellow shades he said “No. I’ll wait here with me mates.” He’s a nice man.

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I hope you ate that message.

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When I worked at a bookstore I sold Anna Chlumsky her college textbooks

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