"Americans can always be trusted to do the right thing, once all other possibilities have been exhausted." …because they’re morons.

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To anyone who thinks animals can't feel loss. It's been 6 months since the dog passed and his friend cat still cuddles his collar every night before bed. Original post

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shout out to The Strand bookstore staffer who did this

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90s scientists: “We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on mars!” Scientists today: “Please stop drinking bleach and urine smoothies.”

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Scientists have identified RFK Jr.’s brain worm as Stephanus milleri, a parasitic larva from the Miller tapeworm family. Symptoms include fever dreams of authority, allergic reactions to compassion, and an uncontrollable urge to turn public health into a border-control experiment.

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