porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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Sagittarius: Take some comfort in knowing that at least you’re providing a nice show for everyone as they witness your catastrophic downfall into oblivion.

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Virgo: Love and prosperity are in the stars this week! A gazillion miles away. Pretty to look at, though.

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Gemini: A Gemini is someone you can trust to help you hide a dead body, but you can’t trust them not to dress the body up in a clown costume and parade it around a bit.

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Aries: Now’s not the time for major decisions, Aries. Take this time to assess and take stock of things, but also know that the rest of the year doesn’t look great for you either.

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