People who respond to full-frontal male nudity in movies with something like "ummm was the penis necessary? why was there penis?" crack me up. The penis was crucial to the plot. You didn't get it.

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You're telling me these shoes add +1 to squeakiness and all I need to give up is some crummy sword?!?

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important to note the clown shoes do appear on your character model, and also they're categorized as a weapon so when you have them equipped you kick demons to death with the clown shoes

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in bloodstained a villager solemnly asks you to retrieve mementos she can bury with her neighbors slain by demons. one such memento is a really good sword dropped by a specific enemy, and in exchange she gives you a pair of clown shoes that squeaks with every step. this is the essence of video games

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