Calvin and Hobbes

calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social

17 October 2026 22:01

The Saturday routine every kid dreamed about. #CalvinandHobbes #MorningMood

Tom Scocca

tomscocca.bsky.social

25 September 2026 21:15

Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.

The Onion

theonion.com

22 September 2026 01:53

“Unfortunately, we have reached the point where we either sell off President Kennedy’s skeleton to the highest bidder or lose the renowned cultural institution named after him entirely.” — Matt Floca, executive director

👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️

yeets.biz

19 September 2026 04:51

i need to know what happened

the babahuck

tylerhuckabee.bsky.social

18 September 2026 00:13

the best thing about being in my 40s by far has been the freedom to refer to anonymous guys in their late teens/early 20s as “kid” like Han Solo calls Luke in Star Wars. been waiting my whole life for this. worth every second. indescribable feeling of power.