I think the coolest part of growing into a long term relationship is continuing to have freakier and freakier sex

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ME: ...And Vulcans are so obsessed with proving they're NOT driven by emotion that they'll specifically do the opposite of what they think a person in touch with their feelings would do, thus still letting emotion run their lives POLL WORKER AT THE EARLY VOTING POP-UP: Well, uh, here's your sticker

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Well, on your way to becoming a flail snail 

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Y'all: What was the secret to the most sincere pumpkin patch, did Linus say? Asking for a friend who needs blood pressure medication suddenly.

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