I've been laid up here for a while (everything is OK, just routine surgery) and I have had an assistant the entire time. He greatly enjoys how immobile and blanketed I am. And I greatly appreciate his jelly bean toes!

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nah, you're definitely that guy. they make some of the best hardware around.

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I really should hypnotize someone by making them hump. Important note! Not hypnotized them to hump, but have humping be the induction. Let their mind get lost in the rhythm of their movement, dumber and dumber with each thrust, until their brain stops, and they're open to my words

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I always liked the idea of Shyamalan, but marketing meant his films all started copying a formula. Unbreakable is an all timer though. The first great post-modern* superhero film *does post-modern still mean anything in 2026?

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i wish i had been raised listening to cool music instead of elvis and glen campbell and could comprehend "cool" music beyond thinking it sounds cool

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