when you go down on a woman but don’t really know what you’re doing

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I love this website so much I'm never leaving

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drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying

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who called it The Vampire Lestat and not Cunt Dracula

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I meant to text a friend “that’s fucked up” but I accidentally texted “that’s fucked yo” and I hope this is not how my Jesse Pinkman arc starts.

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