political parties and even the fucking military are gearing us up to make more and more "sacrifices for our country", potentially even dying for it, and i'm supposed to care about a country that looks the other way as nazi thugs march down the street shouting racial slurs?

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Believe it or not, I have a measure of national pride, just not in the flag-shagging way. I’m proud of a culture that names a boat Boaty McBoatface, has a bin-headed man as a political candidate, and puts Bob Mortimer on the telly. That’s the Britain I love. Not racist cunts smashing the place up.

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Like, y’all want us to think Britain’s the greatest country in the world when you’re showing us up in front of visitors, making the nation look like a bigger shithole than the unnamed city in Escape From New York? How dare you? You’re the violent invaders here, not the immigrants.

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Even if you don’t care about the families under siege by violent “protesters” (though you should), they’re seeing Britain for the first time and what they see is a swarm of barely coherent, lager-fueled, aesthetically atrocious, dangerously aggressive buffoons. That’s fucking embarrassing for us.

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Wet Rivet~ 💞💦 SAMI versions and more! patreon.com/whisperfoot

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