i am Laughing and i am a little touched (the cat realizes maybe that the babey is a Person?) and also very mad because i had to go yo there and put the crying babey back to sleep

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btw once a week or so this asshole waits til everyone’s asleep and drags his big stick toy click clack up the stairs into the bedroom and screams with it in his mouth until the mysterious ritual is complete and he just did that TO THE BABEY for the first time and scared the shit out of him

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Oh fuck I should be writing something for this. Um. Okay everyone stand very still.

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Okay I HAVE to get my Lego Ed and Stede calendar made—I’m so behind—so if you see me out here whale-ball posting before it’s done, tell me to shoo Beautiful pirates for your troubles 🫶

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