Josh Gondelman

joshgondelman.bsky.social

23 September 2026 15:58

I think the controversial part is that irl you should be able to do it even if your dead great uncle was busted.

Scary Mr. Olmec Man

scarymrolmecman.bsky.social

23 September 2026 15:58

Ooh, "having a dream is the same as reading a book" has legs, I can see that Threads post as clear as day

jcvessey.bsky.social

23 September 2026 15:57

And he needs an ID, just like he’d need an ID to buy groceries. What a funny word, groceries. You don’t hear that word anymore. “Groceries”. A big guy came up to me, strong guy, tears in his eyes, and said “sir, I like groceries”

angus mcdrangus

hamdangus.bsky.social

23 September 2026 15:57

Bigfoot CAN vote legally, he just has to show up. Bigfoot is NOT allowed an absentee ballot until he can prove he exists in person.

Josh Gondelman

joshgondelman.bsky.social

23 September 2026 15:57

I have already had a dozen people tell me that Bigfoot should be allowed to vote lol.