paulmur.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 02 November 2023
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@paulmur.bsky.socialJust had a girl I haven’t seen since school message me that she keeps seeing my book around the pool on her holiday in Tenerife. I have my sales figures. I *know* there aren’t countless tourists reading my book on holiday Suddenly a vague memory jolted. A few messages later I solved the mystery… 1/
Show PostBumped into the neighbours earlier on their way out. Macca befriended their kids so hard that they’ve demanded their own cat & they were off to pick it up. 🙈 Her work here is done.
Show Postconsidering turning the big light on at 2.54pm, people who like November are sick in the head
Show PostAt what point of emotional crisis is it officially acceptable to squirt whipped cream directly from the can into my mouth
Show PostAlso: I can literally see the fireworks display *from my bed*
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