uggh dark bulging leakguards my beloved i really should be drawing but ughghhhhhg humping my plushies is so much easier

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you're allowed to pee yourself if it's your birthday btw

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I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

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The scent of death is heavy, here. You're too late, hero, you couldn't save them. Oh? The smell's coming from me? Their deaths must linger in my robes, their souls trying to cling on to the living world. No it's not "time for a diapie check", you're supposed to be afraid! NO NOT OF THE SMELL

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Why am I by the furnace so early in the morning? Inspecting my castle. On an unrelated note, I need new bedsheets. No? You got me fireproof bedsheets after they kept going missing? Someone was burning them? No, no there's no need to look in the furnace, I just inspected it, NO NO PLEASE DON'T-

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