Every trailer in the 90s: La Grange by ZZ Top begins. "This character is about to have a very bad day."

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thank god we didn't get a low-energy president

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thought i was having a stroke reading this until i realized it wasn't about minneapolis

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The solution is obvious -- we absolutely must build our special boy his precious golden ballroom.

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Or organized religion has worked to soften up rubes to open their wallets since ever and this is just a logical extension of that. Like if you're religious and just look the other way at the existence of megachurches then nothing here should be surprising.

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