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hao.bsky.social

30 August 2026 01:13

a strong, positive relationship with a bald man is built on the person’s two prior bad experiences with bald men, the way a brick lies on top of two other bricks

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hao.bsky.social

30 August 2026 01:13

me: hey beverly beverly: yeah what’s up me: anybody ever call you beaverly

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hao.bsky.social

30 August 2026 01:13

wife reading my bsky account: oh, i guess there's nothing about your wife, i guess she hasn't said anything quotable lately, oh yeah, ooooohhhhhh yeaaaaaaaahhhh

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hao.bsky.social

30 August 2026 01:13

lesser-known small towns: limbaso limbasso cluckville

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hao.bsky.social

30 August 2026 01:12

Why is there no way to turn off notifications if you text yourself? I text myself, my wife text herself, and my wife says what if Apple employees need to text themselves pictures of apples because they have to remind themselves of what an apple looks like (then she did a dab in the air)