callmegerms.bsky.social
When I can find the time I write about music for fun and I used to funny online at one point https://theshuffle3.wordpress.com/
👤 Joined on 20 November 2024
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@callmegerms.bsky.socialrealizing far too late on my way to the alien homeworld that I’ve horribly mistranslated their book titled How To Eat Pussy
Show PostNo thanks, Granny Smith apples. I’d prefer my fruit not to taste like someone’s grandma.
Show Posti mean, the guy is being peanut-punched to death
Show Postpulled her panties to the side and my keys fell out
Show PostBecause he only knows it as a hootenanny route
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