Pimbston Standard

liquidnougat.bsky.social

01 December 2025 00:51

Just for today 😌

rax ‘levon honkers’ king

raxkingisdead.bsky.social

29 November 2025 20:58

stumped this holiday season by what to get your stepdaughter with whom you have a warm-but-not-close relationship? is your fuckup sister getting out of rehab just in time for xmas dinner? have i got the gift idea for you!! bookshop.org/p/books/slop...

rax ‘levon honkers’ king

raxkingisdead.bsky.social

29 November 2025 20:58

i would like to suggest a deal with catholicism. if your ‘pope’ starts mercilessly beating people for breaches of airplane etiquette, i will convert

rax ‘levon honkers’ king

raxkingisdead.bsky.social

29 November 2025 20:57

see what you’ve got here is a classic case of too many dries. you’ve got all dries, no wets. major blunder

rax ‘levon honkers’ king

raxkingisdead.bsky.social

26 November 2025 03:26

im literally linda belcher. im a dark haired loudmouth who bursts into song unpredictably and lives among the raccoons