Uncle Duke

uncleduke1969.bsky.social

08 September 2025 01:16

“What time will you be back?” “It’s a crusade, Darlene, I don’t know.” “Pick up milk on your way home. 2%.” “Fine, I will if I live.“ “Don’t be so dramatic, Ronald.” “I’m not being-“ “Also some tampons.”

FR🎃 V🎃

frovo.bsky.social

22 August 2025 19:18

Spec Ops Leader: ✊ ✌️👋👉 ☝️🖐🤜 Spec Ops Squad: *stealthily moves out* Me: [first day] wait wtf does that- YOU GUYS WAIT UP WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

actually its fens monster

cringeunworthy.bsky.social

19 August 2025 22:31

mountain dew or mountain dont there is no mountain try

Opinion Editor @ Bluesky

dly.bsky.social

19 August 2025 22:30

[half listening] omg that's crazy, your honor

Uncle Duke

uncleduke1969.bsky.social

17 August 2025 04:55

“It’s just a time out, you know.” “I know.” “It doesn’t mean that we’re cool.” “I get it.” “This is pretty tasty.” “I know, right?”