The Onion

theonion.com

16 September 2025 18:09

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Erin Reed

erininthemorning.com

16 September 2025 17:52

Hmmm.

Elizabeth Spiers

espiers.bsky.social

16 September 2025 17:52

Glad the vice president of the United States, whose salary my taxes fund, is using his position to *checks notes* attack me on the Charlie Kirk show.

Jeff Tiedrich

jefftiedrich.bsky.social

16 September 2025 17:52

DONALD TRUMP (ROTTING HAND!) CACKLED WITH "GLEE" AS HE TOLD REPORTERS THAT VENEZUELAN FISHERMEN ARE NOW SCARED OF TAKING THEIR BOATS OUT. WHAT KIND OF "SICK FUCK" DOES THAT? THANK YOU, JEFF TIEDRICH, FOR WRITING A POST LIKE NO ONE'S EVER SEEN ABOUT THIS MATTER. READ IT HERE —> bit.ly/4nCITTi

Erin Reed

erininthemorning.com

16 September 2025 17:52

1. UCLA is in negotiations with Trump. Now we know the demands. Trump wants a statement that UCLA does not recognize trans student identities, a ban on youth care at UCLA clinics, bathroom bans, and more. Students are fighting back. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.