anyway i took myself out for fajitas and the kitchen staff obv got hold of the aux so we’ve already listened to gasolina twice in 30 mins and im about ready to order some incredible hulk shots and get up on this table

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- i laugh and say I’LL BET! while running two tables’ worth of drink refills and appetizers bc of course all the inside tables think they are VIPs - one very sweet baby server says I CAN HELP!!! and prints their check and takes it to them - she brings the card to the bar manager, who runs it

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- other patio asks for their check as i’m running outside to TRY to bus tables - i go back inside - server gave the first table the OTHER table’s check, which no one noticed - bar manager rang the wrong check - last patio table was supposed to have a $65 tab, first patio table had a $125 tab

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anyway, I fixed it and made sure the last patio table wasn’t on the hook for more than they were supposed to be but DAMN THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DONT ACCEPT HELP WELL AND CANT DELEGATE. PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS, EVEN ACCIDENTALLY, DUMB AS FUCK.

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WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES, A WORK STORY: - two tables on the patio - new host seats all 6 tables inside the bar within 10 mins - i am FLAT OUT RUNNING - bar manager is DROWNING at the ticket well - server comes up (smacking gum, not a thought behind her eyes) and says a patio table wants their check

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