Mister Stu

phorenzik.bsky.social

13 October 2026 22:01

Besides being bollocks, it's not even funny either

Lewis

agentsmiz.bsky.social

24 September 2026 16:36

I think being a Trump fan is more embrassing than wanking into a lake.

AWoodall

mrspungoe.bsky.social

24 September 2026 16:35

A "bread and butter butty" is a tautology. Either "bread and butter" or " plain butty". Neither version makes very good toilet roll.

fesshole 🧻

fesshole.bsky.social

24 September 2026 16:33

Visiting my racist aunt in her sheltered housing, met a geezer in the foyer with a load of Reform leaflets. I pretended to be a Reform man and offered to help deliver them, so he gave me almost 200. I threw them all into a skip

K_BLλKΞM4N

hirsutable.bsky.social

16 September 2026 14:36

Not sure if the people replying I this mean to sound like arseholes, but so far it is 2 for 2