ruraljones.bsky.social
born in the last century 🔞👍 highly emojional ❣️😉 Hellawood addressed 🎬⭐ HB obsessed 😈❤️🔥 Blitzø IMPressed ♈🤘 Stolas possessed 🦉💜 SIPSIPSIPS.com ⛧ SIPSIPSIPS.straw.page
👤 Joined on 17 October 2024
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@ruraljones.bsky.social“Used to driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip”
Show PostI'm still stuck on: "Are you being a shy, little, sexy turtle?? Does Daddy need to pull you out of your shellllllllll??" 😅 Stolas, how are you resisting this man??
Show Post"Son of a bitch, Stolas, that birdpuss used to drip at the sound of my van pulling up. Where's that horned up owl that used to be all over me with that flirty dirty talk?" —Blitzø, The Poet
Show PostDay 18 | MASTERMIND #IMPtober #HelluvaBoss
Show PostBlitzø throwing stones at his own window. Annoyed, Stolas stalks onto the balcony, sees him, asks him what the fuck he thinks he's doing at 3am and Blitzø's just there with a bouquet and a guitar and starts singing. Halfway through, he needs to start dodging 'cause people are throwing things at him.
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