The Onion

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15 October 2026 12:39

No Amount Of Training Could Have Prepared Cat For First Experience Seeing Mouse In Real Life http://theonion.com/no-amount-of-training-could-have-prepared-cat-for-first-1845689325/

The Onion

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15 October 2026 00:45

Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day https://theonion.com/entitled-child-expects-to-eat-lunch-every-day/

Bluesky

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15 October 2026 00:43

saw some cool clouds today

Patagonia

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12 October 2026 14:22

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