Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know)

badposter.lol

21 October 2026 17:28

[watching a guy ride a motorcycle 110mph towards a ramp and launching himself directly into a canyon where he plummets 300 feet down to a deadly explosion] me: (sitting on my couch in my underwear, shoveling baked beans into my mouth with my bare hands) “vaxxed?”

SorryHat

sorryhat.bsky.social

21 October 2026 16:48

If their hearts are pure.

𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣

wizofthenountable.bsky.social

21 October 2026 15:31

I feel like this hasn't been exploited enough.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜

unfitz.bsky.social

21 October 2026 11:06

I’ve been to the wax museum a brazilian times.

C. Ocelot

queef.pro

21 October 2026 10:05

I actually go by Georgia O'Queef.