J.D. "Hillbilly Hypocrisy Sycophant" Vance

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Legend in my own mind. CEO of procrastination, connoisseur of bad decisions, and part-time genius (self-certified). Professional chaos maker and master of manipulation. Saving the world, then taking a nap - right after I'm done kissing Trump's ass.

👤 Joined on 29 November 2024