McSweeney's

mcsweeneys.net

22 July 2026 17:58

"I only have so many vertebrae, and they simply cannot carry your aspirations to fix whatever is wrong with you all, which, I further regret to tell you, is A LOT."

NY Times Pitchbot

nytpitchbot.bsky.social

09 July 2026 02:05

The US men's soccer team suffered an embarrassing defeat after Donald Trump had a bizarre interaction with FIFA. So why does it feel like Joe Biden is the one who had Folarin Balogun's red card rescinded?

Mets Chief

metschief.bsky.social

08 July 2026 22:44

I believe we are dealing with is a Schrödinger's McConnell situation

MeidasTouch

meidastouch.com

08 July 2026 22:43

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear sent a public letter to Sen. Mitch McConnell requesting a full update on his health, citing weeks of limited information since McConnell’s June 14 hospitalization. Beshear called for transparency about his ability to serve.